You don't need to be a fortune teller or have a crystal ball to see the future. At the rate things are going pessimists will have plenty to gloat about. This funny demotivational shirt is perfect for the cynical goth who appreciates dark humor.

Shirt Info:

• Cotton/Poly Blend
• 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
• Unisex Fit
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve