If you're feeling trapped in a depressing dystopian nightmare you're not alone. Who could blame you for struggling with dread, anxiety, and depression living on our trauma filled planet? This dark humor shirt lets you express your despair in style. It makes a great gift for the pessimist or misanthrope in your life. If you find yourself often wishing the aliens would abduct you already this is the perfect addition to your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

• Cotton/Poly Blend
• 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
• Unisex Fit
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve